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Really Demotivational Poster


I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !


TAGS: i really hate it movie
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 11:24 am
True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL
Swampfox - June 5, 2012, 4:10 am
Pay that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:51 am
5o agree
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:21 am
Good One Budog.


17TH BIRTHDAY - The pivotal year where you say to yourself, F*CK! I still can't do jack shit for another year!




WHEN - sharks dream...


TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Hilarious!
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you




ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.


TAGS: you really should enjoy life
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Ha!
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo


INVENTIONS - Some are more practical than others


TAGS: really dumb one
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

Russian man - January 2, 2010, 5:57 am
No comments 5L.
MasterMorality - January 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
Fucking brilliant. 5 lions.
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heheh, great sequence
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
Perfect.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 3:18 pm
That guy was a loser. Mine works perfectly! 5 laptops


AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire tapping, blocked the release of those abuse photos, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?


IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bullshit in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.


RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.


TAGS: i really needed a pic
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L


PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.


TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
[email protected] - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse


60TH ANNIVERSARY -




ARTS DEGREE -




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rerun

mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


PUBLIC RESTROOMS -




ETHICAL DILEMMA -


TAGS: evil does it really count i m jewish
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 7:36 pm
Only if you don't like bacon.


HOPE SHE'S HOMESCHOOLED -


TAGS: trolling wtf really tv recovery
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:23 pm
Or it's possible she was snagged by a slow moving fish hook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:22 pm
Harassing people on the Internet for the sake of fun alone.
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:43 pm
O.K What's Trolling ?


IF THERE'S NO GOD -


TAGS: fish aren t really pets
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers sex
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.


CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old photographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


CUT OFF -




POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.




BUREAUCRACY -




SUPERMAN - Domestic violence isn't his thing. On the other hand, child abuse seems to be a "Go"...


TAGS: is super child abuse really super
Rating: 3.6/5

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Derek - January 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
You think spanking children is child abuse??


JOB SATISFACTION -


TAGS: do it really half assed
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Good one pzykosiz. 5L
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love it!


BRUCE HITLER - Adolph's twin brother never really got the message... And as for his, "Fabulous Solution"




IT'S A TRAP - allright...


TAGS: really carrie what happened
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Zed - December 1, 2009, 4:13 pm
Highly polished floors and smooth-soled boots do not work well together for running fight-scenes.


JESUS -




Decaffeinated coffee -


TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad bondage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "bondage" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that Shit?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


REALLY??? - and water must be wet


TAGS: really
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by MalicE

forseti - March 13, 2010, 12:58 pm
great!


TWO MAN LUGE - What better way to impress the ladies than speeding down ice at 60 mph in skin tight spandex while spooning with your friend? A PSA from Motifake.com




MISS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAGEANT - Someone forgot to tell the owners that fat and beautiful are mutually exclusive.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:28 am
LunarG- You are wrong. If it mattered to them enought, they would have already done the exercise and diet. They like being obese, therefore, they are quitters. Quitters are never acceptable. Except for smoking. And Ignorance. And stupidity.
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ah, who cares? so long as her hair is nice in back, It's all good.
LunarG - December 1, 2010, 2:23 pm
This motifake got pwned before it even happened. Both these women are, despite being overweight, quite attractive. Beautiful faces, which after all, is the one thing that can't be changed with a healthy diet and plenty of exercise.


YOU HAVE ARRIVED - There really is a place called "The Middle of Nowhere"


TAGS: arrived middle of nowhere really
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:36 pm
But be careful; these hills have eyes.


Loose Change -


TAGS: loose change coins pennies are for your thoughts they don t really listen to
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingshot.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm

Pennies make decent slingshot ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.


serious -


TAGS: really no really
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:24 am
Yup. It depends on the bait.


REJECTION -


TAGS: no really this is too damn fluffy and cute shit fuck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 10:48 am
I get the same reaction when I ask too :( 5L
Faceplant31 - September 10, 2010, 10:45 am
5L space


Google maps -




LOYALTY TO ONE'S COUNTRY -


TAGS: this picture really gets to me
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 8:45 pm
What the majority of "Americans" are unwilling or inherently unaware of what to do.


PALINDROMES - What's, "Make a Sammich!" backwards?


TAGS: is it really that hard
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 10:06 pm
hcimmas a ekam. Very good capn! 5L
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:52 pm
Boob...that is all...5.
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
5 race car's


PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


IT'S ALL GOOD -




CLEVERBOT - We have discovered true evil and it loves ice cream more than my wife.


TAGS: clever devil really loves ice cream
Rating: 2.32/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 7:22 am
More than a little!
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:09 pm
I went there, it's sort of creepy.


COLD SHOWER -


TAGS: i really need one cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
evangeline lilly...woof


POLICE -




BELLE OF THE 8-BALL -


TAGS: when she powders her nose she really powders her nose
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 12:06 am
Wicked good!


FEAR OF MOOOOOOOOO -




DUTY OR PLEASURE - Really now let's be serious, was there really ever any question ?




YOUR TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: hey this really works try it
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LoveForLife - May 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
It's SOOO true. And, considering how much we LOVE our pets, it proves that looks DON'T matter:)
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
thats not a dog, its a rat
Skarrde - January 13, 2010, 1:56 am
I find this funny case my dog looks like that dog.
kretch - January 12, 2010, 8:54 am
Whats sad is how true it is
Who Cares? - January 10, 2010, 10:41 pm
Can I try it with an ex-wife, and make it for several days? The dog can stay in the house.


MRS SPACEDOG'S ROMANTIC EVENING - It's going to be a short one


TAGS: he tried not to do it really he did
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - March 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
LOL! Airman have you been texting with my wife again? I mean...who you calling short? HA! 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
Answer my fan mail pls!!! 5L LMAO!!!
ICEMAN - March 3, 2010, 9:17 pm
Haaa!!! You funny guy. 5L
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:11 pm
Wow. No turning back now... 5L
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 7:32 pm
5 CANNONBALLS!!


LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.


TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by pieman

RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


HER ANNIVERSARY GIFT -




SARCASM -




MODERATING 101 -


TAGS: toc really enjoys her motifake duties mod tirbute day
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
Well TOC never did shy away from the messy stuff.
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:37 am
Bloody hell this is good. I sounded all sorts of sophisticated!! 5 well lubed timmy trimmers.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Gold.


SHE ALWAYS LAUGHED - when the guys told the ""mountie" jokes. But that was only because she had not been mounted in a very long time.


TAGS: not really mounties but close
Rating: 3.88/5

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Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 12:17 pm
There is a reason for that... +5 donkey shows.


CARMAGEDDON - Los Angeles, this is going to really suck !


TAGS: los angeles carmageddon really suck
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

rnbw00 - August 12, 2011, 8:06 pm
Wasn't as bad as everyone expected.


YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power dildo called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 motherfucker." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


COMPETITION -


TAGS: hey wots that over there no really look behind you
Rating: 3.53/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:26 am

words from the master


GOT MILK? -


TAGS: september challenge thats not really milk
Rating: 3.42/5

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SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:40 pm
funny and underated 5L
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 4:02 pm
1st The wood, Then they get the "milk".


SLAVERY -


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So dickish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.


EXCELLENCE -


TAGS: really long bendy thingy
Rating: 3.03/5

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Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:20 am
Pole Plant...That's what's missing. If you don't have a solid pole plant, your chances of acheving excellence are slim. I'm good with the long bendy thingy. Sometimes I wish it weren't so bendy, but excellence is fleeting. (@)


ALWAYS - Have A Happy Period! Really?


TAGS: period happy really funny
Rating: 2.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
Available in Lite, Regular and Stuck-Pig.


CHEESE CAKE -


TAGS: rgb cottage cheese cake is not really food but it can make you sick
Rating: 2.73/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2009, 9:01 am
Meh. I kinda phone this one in. Took the easy route. I'll try harder next time.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 8:57 am
lol but sicksicksick


YES I CANNABIS - Y'know they call them fingers, but i never see them fing... oops there they go!


TAGS: oh man i had something really funny to put here if i could just remember what it was
Rating: 2.64/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:16 am
lol
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:06 am
Yes sir Oh great and powerful Goderator.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 2:03 am
TTH, PMs.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Calm the fuck down.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Oh fuck it. You feed on drama
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:01 am
Grow up! Thats priceless coming from you little girl. Why did you dish it out if you can't take it?
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:00 am
It's not straws. I'm making light of this. Drop it, and grow up
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:58 am
Like I said....Straws. Are you really this mad that somebody stood up to you for ragging on a noob? Do you have special privileges the rest of us don't know about?
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Simpsons did it. Simpsons did it. South Park did it, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:50 am
And your point is? Has anybody else used it? NO You are grasping at straws and its funny to watch.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:47 am
You ragged on me about my posters, but... isn't that a Simpson's quote?


REALLY? - Because I can think of a few other things


TAGS: really
Rating: 2.54/5

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suepr - April 28, 2009, 2:04 pm
You should add "tongue: when the boobs aren't worth looking at"


LUDICROUS FAIL - The institution known as EPIC FAIL just shat bricks.




RUGS - Some couldn't be more obvious if Aladdin was flying around on it.




TWILIGHT VAMPIRES - More interested in knocking up the chicks than sucking the blood out of their necks. Yet the true fail is they can't even look badass doing the chicks.




MAGIC TOILETS - They're only fifty cents!




HOW TO GET REALLY SMELLY FARTS - 1,650,000 ways according to Google


TAGS: google how to get really smelly farts
Rating: 2.17/5
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 12:56 pm
Well, i misread you last post, and yes, this isnt true for me either. I got 150,000
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 12:55 pm
Well yes, now that he has made this poster, the number would increase
Cloudchaser - December 7, 2009, 12:50 pm
I call bullshit. I got 205,000. Only one result using quote marks (and that result was this page)


REALLY???? - I feel my unborn children coming on you!


TAGS: really
Rating: 1.7/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 10:46 am
shake head on ground.
Highlord - September 24, 2008, 4:44 am
I sense...glutonny coming


Wimin -




sirius -




Basis and Fact -




can you -


TAGS: she was really pissed off
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - May 31, 2014, 11:42 pm
hahahaha


SLOTH -


TAGS: lazy sloth really
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 11:01 am
It's a male thing...seriously! 5L for the morning giggle.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 3:13 pm
I Get That At The Cottage All The Time .


CUPCAKES -


TAGS: really big cupcakes
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:21 pm
Would you settle for a muffin top...I've got 1 I'm willing to give away...to anyone at this point!
maoworks2 - July 21, 2014, 5:03 pm
I could make a cake .


THE SECRET PLAN OF THE MODS - FIRST MOTIFAKE THEN THE INTERWEBS THEN THE WORLD!


TAGS: especially aggy you really cant trust that drunk and watch out for rs cause he s sneaky and reruns bad spelling is a false front for a criminal mastermind and don t even get me started on toc
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


M0RD3KAI BESIDE HIMSELF -


TAGS: really
Rating: 4.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - December 14, 2012, 3:39 pm
By the look on me face... the 'impressed' nature of myself is quite bleedin apparent... 5L to the buttsniffer'


CENSORSHIP -




SAFETY LOGIC -


TAGS: not humor really
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - December 29, 2012, 12:00 am
of course...and the very reason for safety measures...and nerf rails...and bouncy rubber trains...and padded cells
Silverheart - December 28, 2012, 11:42 pm

Of course, is said rails existed, it would only be a matter of time (hours at most) until some idiot sued the train service for getting hurt by THE SAFETY RAILS! 5L's
GaryO - December 28, 2012, 10:48 pm
Oh, I know…thought I’d leave it at ‘then it hit me’, but compelled to add my opine. I understand the safety measures (to a degree)…but for the life of me, do not understand an unguarded public platform……
Rudedog - December 28, 2012, 10:40 pm
Guess it depends which way they raise
Rudedog - December 28, 2012, 10:37 pm
Is that to keep the nuts off the train, or keep them from getting off. Great idea either way
falloutghoul - December 28, 2012, 10:34 pm
Not a bad idea, GaryO. But then again, we apparently NEED these measures because of some idiots with no common sense.


THE PERP WALK -




WISDOM - Know when to walk away, and know when to run.




Rejects -


TAGS: don t really call me mittens
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:07 pm

NEENER NEENER
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 2:13 pm

I live to serve, Mr. Sho~~
Sho - August 4, 2013, 1:30 pm
I lol'd hard when I saw that in the queue
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 12:29 pm

We do try to create a little mystery from time to time...;)


THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN - I realize my 3 year old boys are better then me at "Mario Kart"


TAGS: these are really my kids
Rating: 4.43/5

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Krickit - March 31, 2013, 8:33 pm
Yeah I'll be teaching them about that right after we finish going over the word "pretentious"
forseti - March 31, 2013, 9:00 am
Perhaps THEY even know the difference between "then" and "than"!?! ;)


MATCH DOT COM - Wow, she is really hot !


TAGS: match dot come really hot
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 5:15 am
Ba Dum Tss. . . :D


QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -


TAGS: lets really think the motifake thru before you hit upload
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:14 pm
Preach on, Face, preach on!
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:55 pm
Someone has seen the light :-)
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm
Perfect poster!
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 2:58 pm
LMAO! Is that one of those old Christmas lights? They gave off more heat than light anyway. Great poster Faceplant.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
PM
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:37 pm
Irony?
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:24 pm
LMAO at the irony.


NEW MOD GREYSCORPION -


TAGS: this thing is really called skorpion and gs approved the pic
Rating: 4.14/5

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Faceplant31 - May 6, 2010, 9:57 am
Nice one foreskinny! I think this one is excellent!


BOVEE TRIBUTE DAY -




NO REALLY - I saw it work in this movie once...




THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: is plagerising a plagerised poster really plagerism do 2 wrongs make a right no 3 lefts do
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:52 am
now I remember,
GreyScorpion - February 12, 2010, 11:22 am
with all these looka likes out her
thatonechick - February 12, 2010, 10:51 am
Automatic 5L + favorited


AVIATION PIONEERS -




IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ANY OF THAT - You are really 14 years old.




I CAN'T SEE SO WELL - THE WIFE FOUND ME LOOKING AT BRUNETTE PICS BUT HONEY! IT'S THE MOTIFAKE THEME OF THE DAY! REALLY!


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a damn good shot but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.6/5

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Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster assignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch button on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!


LOGICDUDE - Taking his title a little bit too seriously


TAGS: logic dude really needs to tone it down
Rating: 3.5/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
I smite thee with my Wooden Sword of Splintery Goodness that you may repent and become the Douche we all know you can be!
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:22 pm
BLASPHEMY!!! The Church of Douche is VERY serious bizness! 5L!


A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM - In oder to tell if a grenade is indeed activated hold it closely to your ear, if you don't hear a ticking noise You are safe.


TAGS: really though we do need to advise against this
Rating: 3.44/5

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R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:33 am
@jn1oo - You probably talk to the TV and try to correct Looney Tunes cartoons too huh? "Rabbits don't talk! Arrrggghhhh!"
aerofiend - February 7, 2010, 11:11 am
Swing and a miss
jn1oo - February 7, 2010, 4:43 am
grenades don't tick, they have a fuse...


AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.


TAGS: really he just lost his pilots license it wasn t revoked
Rating: 3.38/5

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


BRITISH LAW -


TAGS: really guys you have got to start buying the fish too
Rating: 3.36/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
ROTFLMAO...:D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am
5 Liverpud-lions.


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